Speeding Shrubbery

Have you ever had one of those moments where you had to stop and wonder if you just saw what you thought you did? Well on the way home after work on Friday, I passed a police car going about 15 over. Of course the blue lights went on and I figured I’d been caught (again). Well, the cop passed me and pulled over to a bit of shrubbery lying on the side of the road. I, naturally, kept driving by (except this time I was going the speed limit) acting like nothing was wrong. Jokingly I told myself that the cop was just red-green colorblind (my car is red…and sorta shaped like a shrub) but looking back, he probably noticed the bush in the road and figured that was more of a safety issue than giving me yet another ticket.

(You know you have too many tickets when the police call you by your first name and recognize your vehicle…)

Anyway, hopefully you’ll find this almost as amuzing as I did.

Englibic…the new English and Improved Arabic

So in my random quest to find answers for the unexplained…I thought to myself, “What would happen if we combine the styles of Arabic and English lettering?” With the help of ALT Characters, I have created Englibic Lettering! It’s all mine.. patented and copyrighted. Just…by…me…haha! Pay tribute my minions!

.ʇɥϬ!u ʇʂɐľ əƿɐɯ I ʂə!uʍoɻq əʂəɥʇ ʇuoqɐ ʇʂod ɐ əĸɐɯ oʇ ƿəʇuɐʍ ʇʂɳʆ I

…mmm Brownies