Beer Run Game Night!

First order of B.S. is my Review for the wonderful Beer Run Game Night:

Formed by a friendly group of Charlottesville Locals, Beer Run Game Night combines a tasteful selection of piss-water alcohol and games to entertain even the most feable minded participant. While many of the members scramble around to form words (presumably of English origin) others frantically recall their childhood teachings of basic arithmatic including simple addition. The heated discussions and conversations about All-Girl Catholic Schools, anal sex, sodomy and the government and the legitamacy of each of the above are enough to heat up any group gathering. Beer Run Game Night is a definite must-attend and I know I’ll be putting in my two-cents next Monday.

For all who’s reading this…If your first sex is anal sex… you are still a pain in the ass virgin. Good Night and I hope to see all of you Monday, May 26th.

Tatum’s Birth: A New Lyfe

So, just as a ‘first page’ to start off my Blog, I figured I might as well introduce myself. Tatum is my alias, and since I started to go by Tatum about…2 minutes ago, I figured this first post would be appropriately entitled, “Tatum’s Birth: A New Lyfe.” So, most people at the start of their life cry, whine, and cry some more about stupid, pointless and random stuff, so don’t blame me if my first few posts resemble any of that.. after all, its the first post into Tatum’z Lyfe.