Meebo Chatroom

One thing about meebo.com is that there will never be a dull moment. Here are some conversations I’ve had with the various people who dare to enter.

[13:59] Meebo Message: tatumzlyfe (Rich) is now known as Rich
[13:59] Rich: So tatum, how are you?
[13:59] Meebo Message: Rich is now known as Tatum
[14:00] Tatum: Awesome! thanks. what about yourself?
[14:00] Meebo Message: Tatum is now known as Rich
[14:00] Rich: I’m doing alright.
[14:00] Rich: very very bored…
[14:00] Meebo Message: Rich is now known as Tatum
[14:00] Tatum: I can tell…
[14:00] Meebo Message: Tatum is now known as Tatumzlyfe (Rich)
[14:00] Tatumzlyfe (Rich): STOP!!! THATS SO ANNOYING!
[14:01] A1FAILSAUCE: …?

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[13:05] dirtyswede99: wait whats ur race?
[13:06] tatumzlyfe: human
[13:06] tatumzlyfe: level 21
[13:06] dirtyswede99: so a geeky white dude

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Background: This girl randomly IMs me saying she is 17 and loves me because of my Yahoo profile picture. I told her she doesn’t even know me and she proceeds to say:

(10:50:20 AM) sissy_9009: well i had one and he cheated on me and i was with him for 7years
(10:50:29 AM) phoebusarts: lol.
(10:50:35 AM) phoebusarts: oops. wrong window
(10:50:38 AM) phoebusarts: sorry to hear that…

*Sometimes I type faster than I think :X

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[14:26] bigman21: want to cyber?
[14:26] tatumzlyfe: uhhhhhhhh…
[14:26] bigman21: m or f
[14:26] tatumzlyfe: f.. fine.
[14:26] bigman21: yea
[14:27] tatumzlyfe: i i kiss u and grab your hair
[14:27] bigman21: mm
[14:27] bigman21: im lovin those sweet lips
[14:27] tatumzlyfe: i grab your arms and tie them to the bed post
[14:27] tatumzlyfe:
[14:28] tatumzlyfe: u wanna be punished?
[14:28] bigman21: i been a bad boy
[14:28] tatumzlyfe: i tie your legs up 2 and start to unbutton your shirt
[14:28] tatumzlyfe: fuck, i just start ripping off your clothes!
[14:28] tatumzlyfe: toss those to the floor
[14:28] tatumzlyfe: mmMMMmm
[14:28] bigman21: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[14:29] tatumzlyfe: i tighten the ropes and go through your pants pockets

[14:29] tatumzlyfe: i take out your wallet and go throu it . 2 bucks and a coupon for burger king?!? fuckin loser
[14:29] tatumzlyfe: i take your clothse and leave you to die on the bed…
[14:30] tatumzlyfe: then i come back because i need the bathroom.
[14:30] tatumzlyfe: your toilets clogged . sorry
[14:31] bigman21: wow….now if i get out of these ropes u better run for life
[14:31] tatumzlyfe: mmmMm
[14:31] tatumzlyfe: the chase
[14:31] tatumzlyfe: its okay. i whimper back to take my punishment

[14:32] bigman21: i see that u want it in the ass, but i fuck ur pussy
[14:32] tatumzlyfe: but i have the anti-rape device (originating from ancient china) in my pussy and your dick is ripped to shreads
[14:33] tatumzlyfe: the blood is spewing everywhere ..
[14:33] tatumzlyfe: you’re getting my new clothes all bloody
[14:33] tatumzlyfe: as you run around the room liek a chicken w/ its head cut off
[14:34] tatumzlyfe: theblood is starting to turn me on.. theres something about a man who cries.
[14:34] tatumzlyfe: oh no..
[14:34] tatumzlyfe: wait you’ve passed out now
[14:34] tatumzlyfe: hmm. i think now ill leave you to die.
[14:34] tatumzlyfe: im getting a free burger!
[14:34] tatumzlyfe: to the BK!
[14:35] tatumzlyfe: oh.. thanks for the keys
[14:36] tatumzlyfe: you didnt tell me you drive a scooter..
[14:36] tatumzlyfe: youre such a dork..

**i know i got the idea from somewhere online.. but – it was kinda funny. the stuff he sent me after that (which is really vulgar) cracked me up

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[15:54] tatumzlyfe: i bet you do
[15:54] bi babe<33: and u want my lil wet pussy
[15:55] tatumzlyfe: oh yes
[15:55] bi babe<33: is someone hard right now
[15:56] tatumzlyfe: ill get the needles, rusty railroad tie and some lube.
[15:56] tatumzlyfe: mm.. hepatitis really turns me on
[15:56] bi babe<33: omg that sounds so amazing

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[16:05] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: hi dear
[16:05] tatumzlyfe: uh. hello?
[16:05] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: am 21 male
[16:05] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: u
[16:06] tatumzlyfe: did you read my username?
[16:06] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: no
[16:06] tatumzlyfe: if you really wanted to talk to me, you should probably have the decency to take note as to what my username says.
[16:06] tatumzlyfe: do guys have punani?
[16:07] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: what do u think abt that
[16:07] tatumzlyfe: about what?
[16:07] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: what u said..
[16:07] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: wherer u from
[16:08] tatumzlyfe: i think if you’re going to PM me and want to talk, you should at least look and read my username.
[16:08] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: iam sry with ur username i cant say as ur man r women
[16:08] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: ok
[16:08] tatumzlyfe: first it mentions my punani (aka vagina…) then it shows im 20.. and im not dumb enough to tell anyone where i live.
[16:08] tatumzlyfe: what do you think?!?!?!
[16:09] tatumzlyfe: use your common sense
[16:09] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: take light darling
[16:09] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: leave it
[16:10] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: have u fucked tonight
[16:10] tatumzlyfe: i want to talk, sure, but you gotta realize girls dont just answer to guys! Guys always take girls for granted and just assume we will repeat anything
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: NO!
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: I havent!
[16:11] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: ok..aim sry seriously
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: My stupid punani!!! When do girls hate their Punanis!?!
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: when they are in their PERIOD
[16:11] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: lets talk afriendly chat
[16:11] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: iam not taking au as agranted ok babe
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: It bleeds like a freaking beheaded pig!
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: anyway..
[16:11] tatumzlyfe: im a dude.
[16:12] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: i know..
[16:12] tatumzlyfe: no you didnt.
[16:12] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: really
[16:12] tatumzlyfe: really, you didnt
[16:12] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: ok i dint
[16:12] tatumzlyfe: i know.
[16:13] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: so waht
[16:13] tatumzlyfe: youre ghey
[16:13] tatumzlyfe: as in metrofaggityfag
[16:13] tatumzlyfe: go wear your tight pants
[16:13] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: then come to me..i just fuick u bledy
[16:13] tatumzlyfe: i just said im a guy
[16:14] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: dint u see my id
[16:14] tatumzlyfe: and bledy isnt a word douchebag
[16:14] tatumzlyfe: so?
[16:14] metroguy@meebo.org/Meebo: its metroguy u stupid gay
[16:14] tatumzlyfe: metro means guys who dress like they are gay but are really straight.. im pointing out that you are gay.. therefor you are not metro
[16:14] tatumzlyfe: you are just flat out..
[16:14] tatumzlyfe: homosexual
[16:15] tatumzlyfe: so.. go.. fapfapfap on someone else’s chat window

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[10:50] guest6336371@gc15.meebo.org: hii
[10:50] tatumzlyfe: hi
[10:50] guest6336371@gc15.meebo.org: girl or boy
[10:51] tatumzlyfe: I’m a dog
[10:51] tatumzlyfe: are you a fire hydrant or a person’s leg?

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[15:05] guest6705514: i have a cam
[15:05] tatumzlyfe: do youlike it rough?
[15:05] guest6705514: yea
[15:05] guest6705514: i like to show u
[15:05] tatumzlyfe: like, baseball bat in your ass giving you splinters with every plunge into your abyss.
[15:06] tatumzlyfe: causeing your rectum to hemmorage and spew blood all over my chest?
[15:07] tatumzlyfe: no? okay, well then keep your damn camera to yourself!!!!

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[16:56] Megan: [15:54] macdon_2001: breaking hearts
[15:54] macdon_2001: i know u megan
[15:54] macdon_2001: u and ur cold heart
[16:57] Megan: [15:54] macdon_2001: destroying men left and right
[15:54] macdon_2001: pudding in ur hand
[16:57] Megan: [15:55] macdon_2001: grains of sand falling through ur fingers
[15:55] macdon_2001: i’m lookn at ur wiley smile
[15:55] macdon_2001: eyeing me, ur next victim
[15:55] macdon_2001: ur present victim
[15:58] Megan: I want to stick a baseball bat in his rectum…
[15:58] macdon_2001: u know i’m teasing
[15:58] macdon_2001: Uh, hope not me
[15:58] macdon_2001: sheesh
[15:59] Megan: yes, i want to put it in and rip it out until the splinters cause you to hemmorage and you pass out.
[15:59] macdon_2001: me?
[16:00] Megan: yes big boi
[16:00] macdon_2001: Shit
[16:00] macdon_2001: WTF

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Just a wonderfully hypothetical conversation to stimulate and provoke thoughts midday. This healthy activity (if not reproduced in real life) can really get the imagination working causing the participant to reach higher levels of hysteria never thought possible previous to the exercise.

13:04 taralynne911 : some one touch my feet and i’ll kick them
13:04 cocochloe : hhaa Megan
13:04 Megan : bites taras feet
13:04 taralynne911 : *kicks Megan’s head off*
13:04 Miss Incognito lol
13:04 Megan : Ouch tara
13:04 Megan : That hurts
13:04 taralynne911 : lmfao
13:04 cocochloe : wow, meg’s head is off!!
13:04 Tatum : tara got Megan : s head off?
13:04 Miss Incognito wtf?
13:04 Megan : My effin head is gone.
13:04 taralynne911 : *throws it to rich*
13:05 cocochloe : yea tat
13:05 Tatum : [flussssssh]
13:05 cocochloe : so blood’s everywhere
13:05 taralynne911 : lmfao
13:05 Tatum : da/mnit. i need a plunger
13:05 Tatum : oh no!
13:05 Megan : This is the most wierdest convo ever.
13:05 Tatum : the waters overflowing!
13:05 taralynne911 : lmfaoooooo
13:05 Tatum : da/mn towels!
13:05 cocochloe : hhaa
13:05 Tatum : PEOPLE!
13:05 Tatum : AHHH
13:05 cocochloe : tara’s hair
13:05 Megan : I am laughing so hard I am coughing,
13:05 Tatum : FLOORS FLOODING!
13:05 taralynne911 : *throws towels to rich*
13:05 cocochloe : you could use tara’s hair tat!!
13:05 Tatum : oh no. *SLIP
13:05 taralynne911 : damn it
13:05 Tatum : my butt hurts!
13:05 Tatum : ahhh
13:05 Tatum : need towel and ..
13:05 Tatum : get the phone!
13:05 Tatum : hello?!?
13:06 Tatum : hello?!
13:06 taralynne911 : aaawwwwwwwww
13:06 taralynne911 : *rubs richs butt*
13:06 Tatum : YES IM AWARE WATER IS LEAKING THROUGH YOUR ROOF!
13:06 B_mac “I betcha can’t do it like me”
13:06 Tatum : im trying to fix it BYE!
13:06 Tatum : call the plunger!
13:06 cocochloe : ??
13:06 taralynne911 : omfggggggggggg
13:06 Megan : Big M
13:06 Tatum : …
13:06 taralynne911 : my side hurts
13:06 Tatum : lol
13:06 Megan : My side hurts too, srsly lol
13:06 cocochloe : no T!!!
13:07 cocochloe : pm rape tat everyone!!
13:07 Tatum : i love surprises!
13:07 * Megan : rapes tat
13:07 Tatum : (sarcasm)
13:07 * cocochloe : rapes tat
13:07 Tatum : lol.
13:08 cocochloe : um tat
13:08 Megan : We aren’t freaks, we are just weird.

[a little later...]

13:09 Megan : I blame tara for kicking my head off.
13:09 taralynne911 : hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
13:09 Tatum : Megan, i blame you for flooding my apt building
13:09 taralynne911 : lmfao
13:09 Megan : Uhhh I didn’t do it!
13:10 cocochloe : hhaaa!!
13:10 Tatum : i feel SOOO good about myself. lol
13:10 cocochloe : /kick meg
13:11 cocochloe : kick*
13:11 Megan : Ouchhhh
13:11 Megan : lmao
13:11 cocochloe : the room is quieter
13:11 Megan : You can’t spell, ha-ha hahaha
13:11 Tatum : someone get megs head out of my toilet
13:11 taralynne911 : stuff it down further rich
13:11 cocochloe : hhhaaaa meg
13:11 cocochloe : hah tat!!
13:11 cocochloe : enjoy it
13:11 Tatum : [stuff]
13:11 cocochloe : flush!!
13:12 Tatum : [stuff][stuff][stuff][stuff]
13:12 Tatum : AH! NO!
13:12 taralynne911 : (O.o)
13:12 Tatum : towels!
13:12 Tatum : you know.. scre.w it
13:12 Megan : oh ya
13:12 Tatum : chloe, get the explosives
13:12 taralynne911 : rich
13:12 cocochloe : hahhaaa sher
13:12 Tatum : tara, get my matches
13:12 taralynne911 : we need to cut it up some
13:12 cocochloe : kaboooom!!!!
13:12 Tatum : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:12 taralynne911 : hhhaaaaaaaaaa
13:12 cocochloe : explodes tat’s toilet
13:12 Tatum : nonoononono.. chloe you set them off too sooon!!!!
13:13 Tatum : i was still putting them in the toilet!
13:13 Tatum : get the nurse!
13:13 Tatum : tara!
13:13 Tatum : helppppppppppp!
13:13 taralynne911 : rich needs help
13:13 Tatum : my arms my arms!
13:13 taralynne911 : hhhhaaaaaaaaaa
13:13 Tatum : i dont have any arms!
13:13 taralynne911 : aawwwwwwwww
13:13 Megan : He needs a psychologist.
13:13 cocochloe : (fyi: cocochloe : is dead, because of the explosion)
13:13 Tatum : : (sarcasm)
13:13 taralynne911 : : lmfao

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[19:15] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: asl
[19:15] digitaldirigible: ridiculous icon you have
[19:15] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: what
[19:16] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: why does it have to be ridiculous for
[19:16] digitaldirigible: i like to talk to people who can speak english
[19:17] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: well i hate it for you butg i can speak real good english
[19:18] digitaldirigible: apparently not
[19:19] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: what just because i misspelled one word i can not speak good english
[19:19] digitaldirigible: it’s your grammar
[19:20] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: really let me put it like this i am smart as hell
[19:20] digitaldirigible: maybe on your block you are
[19:20] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: let me ask you this what do you do for a living i might ask
[19:20] digitaldirigible: i’m president of the united states of america
[19:21] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: lie
[19:21] digitaldirigible: no more of a lie than your claim that you’re smart
[19:22] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: i am a lawyer i am going to college and my father has his own lawform
[19:22] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: does that sums it up for right
[19:23] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: mind you i have a 4.0 is that better
[19:24] digitaldirigible: did you hold a gat to your teachers for grades?
[19:25] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: hell no why should i
[19:26] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: cant i be a smart black woman
[19:26] digitaldirigible: because no english teacher should pass you with grammar like that unless he’s being threatened
[19:27] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: please i am being my self out side of school
[19:29] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: you must be aleast 16 or 17 talking like that
[19:30] digitaldirigible: you can be yourself all you want, doesn’t mean I have to talk to you or even respect your choice
[19:31] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: it is what it is
[19:31] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: losert
[19:31] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: so get bent
[19:31] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: and burn in hell for all i care
[19:32] digitaldirigible: ok good luck with your communication skills
[19:32] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: and you can kiss my ass for your skills
[19:32] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: you might get an A
[19:32] digitaldirigible: yeah good luck with that too
[19:33] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: no thank you i have a man to do that for me
[19:33] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: you probably would know if you had one
[19:34] digitaldirigible: hope your kids learn grammar
[19:35] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: i do not have any kids and are you trying to say that you are better than me
[19:36] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: you can not judge me only God can do that
[19:36] digitaldirigible: you know if you kept yourself on an even keel with the world around you, you wouldn’t be paranoid about what other people thought about you. Just like me, I don’t care what you think of me.
[19:36] Meebo Message: Sorry, meebo is having difficulties connecting to the network.
[19:39] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: let me tell you this i do not know why you are disrespecting me but i did nothing to you.
[19:39] digitaldirigible: am i?
[19:39] digitaldirigible: or do i just not accept you for who you are?
[19:40] digitaldirigible: does the world have to love you and your cool speach?
[19:40] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: i do not know why
[19:41] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: i am not saying that i am just saying from jump you have done nothing but disrespect me, knowing i have done nothing to you but be nice,
[19:41] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: can yoiu explain that for me if you may
[19:42] digitaldirigible: what does that matter?
[19:44] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: see that is the problem with young people under the age of 19 if she can talk like me than i should not give her the respecte. let me tell you something you can not judge me on my apperance
[19:45] digitaldirigible: maybe i’m in a bad mood? or maybe i don’t like people who talk the way you do? maybe I have a reason that I don’t want to get into? My question to you is, why is it so important to you that I want to deal with you? You’re sitting there thinking I’m a racist, and if I am or if i’m not what does it really matter to you?
[19:46] digitaldirigible: If all that matters is what kind of a person you are then go be that person, and leave people that don’t want to deal with you alone.
[19:47] digitaldirigible: But that’s not what matters to you, that’s not what you believe of yourself and so you need to argue and change me to make you affirm your mistaken theories.
[19:47] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: first of all i am not a racist never have and never will i do not know why you have to go there with me i was just showing you respect i thought you wanted would pe presentable would be nice but i guess not
[19:47] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: what ever i am not trying to change no one into who i want them to be
[19:48] digitaldirigible: well isnt it rough when people don’t give you respect when you give it to them. ask jesus about it
[19:48] digitaldirigible: I explained it well enough, no need to go on any furthur.
[19:50] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: that is right i am not going any futher with you if you want to be an asshole about the hole thing i should not have to stup down to your level of stupiedness
[19:50] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: have a good day and God bless you and your fami;
[19:50] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: familyh
[19:50] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: family
[19:51] digitaldirigible: yeah and if you could actually hear what i’m saying it could be the best gift that anyone has ever given you, you just don’t have a shot
[19:51] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: why are you still talking to me i am not going to continue talking to a stupid mf
[19:52] digitaldirigible: stupid mf? how unexpected
[19:52] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: yea
[19:53] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: that is what happens when you go to far with me and make me mad
[19:53] digitaldirigible: that’s why i dont talk to people who dont know how to speak, that’s where they go, that’s all they know
[19:55] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: then why are you continuing to talk to some one that you think does not have really good gramer
[19:55] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: explain
[19:57] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: to be truth ful i think you are the stupied one
[19:57] digitaldirigible: i’ll tell you what I told my friend, I’m trying to kill speech style that segregates a whole segment of society for their own good, ask bill cosby
[19:59] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: but you are not bill cosby and you can not change the people out here today talk if you have a problem with the way peple talk move some where that does
[20:00] digitaldirigible: like i thought, right over your head
[20:00] digitaldirigible: all the info is there, good luck deciphering it
[20:00] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: THE WORDS OF MY BIG BROTHR GO FUCK YOUR SELF
[20:00] digitaldirigible: lol
[20:01] digitaldirigible: what a surprise
[20:01] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: LOL WHAT EVER ‘
[20:01] digitaldirigible: it’s ok i forgive you
[20:01] digitaldirigible: don’t want to talk to you though
[20:02] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: then why are you continue to do it then
[20:02] digitaldirigible: cause it’s pissing you off
[20:03] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: no that is not it i am tired of you trying to currect my grammer it is disrespectful
[20:03] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: so if you do not mind i have things i have to do
[20:03] digitaldirigible: it disrespects your whole world
[20:03] digitaldirigible: ok you go do them
[20:04] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: why are you trying to make my life hurrible
[20:04] digitaldirigible: i told you i’m trying to give you enlightenment, that will only help you
[20:04] digitaldirigible: but i’m tired of it now
[20:04] digitaldirigible: good night
[20:05] jacquelynhill@meebo.org/Meebo: and i am tired of you putting me down you are not my mother so please go away before i press charges on you have a good day
[20:06] digitaldirigible: guess you told me

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[15:35] guest6011682@gc22.meebo.org: r u there
[15:36] guest6011682@gc22.meebo.org: did u having sex
[15:37] tatumzlyfe: for someone who is in college, you dont have the best grammar skills
[15:37] tatumzlyfe: did and having are in two different tenses
[15:37] tatumzlyfe: are you from india?
[15:38] guest6011682@gc22.meebo.org: yeah
[15:38] guest6011682@gc22.meebo.org: i was in hurry
[15:38] tatumzlyfe: you was in hurry? you forgot the a
[15:39] tatumzlyfe: im sorry i cant associate myself with an uneducated foreigner.

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[12:52] anta_123@meebo.org/Meebo: hi 25 m here
[13:28] tatumzlyfe: hey
[13:28] anta_123@meebo.org/Meebo: asl pls
[13:28] tatumzlyfe: 20t
[13:28] anta_123@meebo.org/Meebo: u m/f
[13:28] tatumzlyfe: t
[13:29] anta_123@meebo.org/Meebo: whats that
[13:29] tatumzlyfe: transvestite?
[13:29] anta_123@meebo.org/Meebo: bye.

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[13:36] friendlym21: Hi..I am Justin..Male 21..Australia..ASL plz..thanks
[13:37] tatumzlyfe: whyyy doyouwanttoknow
[13:37] friendlym21:
[13:37] tatumzlyfe: im allllmost 20
[13:38] tatumzlyfe: what’s on your mind?
[13:38] friendlym21: love
[13:38] friendlym21: lol
[13:38] friendlym21: In free time..I like to Jog on beach….read…gym..flirt…lol…what about u!!
[13:39] tatumzlyfe: free time? oh i dont have a lot of that. when i do, usually chat online and play with toys. haha lushes:
[13:39] tatumzlyfe: *: blushes :
[13:40] friendlym21: wow
[13:40] friendlym21: r u vrigin
[13:41] tatumzlyfe: no in so many ways. teehee
[13:41] friendlym21:
[13:42] tatumzlyfe: so whhhat do you want to talk about?
[13:42] friendlym21: hmm
[13:42] friendlym21: u r naughty
[13:42] tatumzlyfe: can be
[13:42] friendlym21: oh..my god
[13:42] friendlym21: u r absoultley sexy
[13:43] tatumzlyfe: whyyy thank you
[13:43] friendlym21: u r bold
[13:43] friendlym21: and frank
[13:43] friendlym21: cool babe
[13:43] tatumzlyfe: nooo…. but if you want to call me frank – go for it.
[13:44] friendlym21: lol
[13:44] friendlym21: lovely…
[13:44] friendlym21:
[13:44] tatumzlyfe: soooooooo what do you want to do?
[13:44] tatumzlyfe: *um.. errr.. talk about
[13:44] friendlym21: i wanna..squeeze ur lovely boobs
[13:45] friendlym21: and whisper love in ur ears
[13:45] tatumzlyfe: oooooo
[13:45] friendlym21: ohh…baby
[13:45] friendlym21:
[13:46] friendlym21: u r both HOT and fun
[13:46] tatumzlyfe: do you like to get rough?
[13:46] friendlym21: sure
[13:46] tatumzlyfe: how rough?
[13:46] friendlym21: u command darling
[13:48] tatumzlyfe: get the wooden baseball bat I like them big
[13:48] friendlym21: u r mindblowing
[13:50] tatumzlyfe: i hope youre already taking it all off. im on the floor with the bat ready to go. when are you coming down here?
[13:51] tatumzlyfe: i need your help for this
[13:52] friendlym21: ohh
[13:52] friendlym21: and put my rod
[13:52] friendlym21: inside that sweet pussy
[13:52] friendlym21: and hold ur firm ass near me
[13:54] tatumzlyfe: while you’re standing there i pull some hand cuffs from under the pillow. while you’re being distracted i cuff you to the huge bed posts. you cant move anywhere
[13:54] friendlym21: ohh
[13:54] friendlym21: i am u r slave
[13:55] tatumzlyfe: i slip out from under you and go to the other side of the room for a second leaving you bent over the bed helpless to my will
[13:55] tatumzlyfe: im coming back over looking all pretty
[13:56] tatumzlyfe: turned on?
[13:56] friendlym21: ohh…baby
[13:56] tatumzlyfe: now i really need your help for this to get me off
[13:56] friendlym21: u look…lovely…in those lingerie
[13:56] friendlym21: my dick is hard
[13:57] tatumzlyfe: put your face in your pillow!
[13:57] friendlym21: i slowly undress u…in front of mirror
[13:57] friendlym21: wow
[13:57] tatumzlyfe: nope! you are strapped tot he bed, you cant move
[13:57] friendlym21:
[13:57] tatumzlyfe: feeling good?
[13:57] friendlym21: thanks
[13:58] tatumzlyfe: i take the baseball bat out from under the bed… pre-lubed up and everything. i tried to get all the splinters off, but i think i missed a few
[13:58] friendlym21: ohh
[13:58] tatumzlyfe: while youre there helpless, i shove it into your ass. blood spews from the wound!!!
[13:59] tatumzlyfe: im getting it all over me – feeling so good
[13:59] tatumzlyfe: you start flopping around like a fish out of water as your anus rectum hemmorages
[13:59] tatumzlyfe: i rip the bat out which pulls a small chunk of flesh caught on the split wood
[14:00] tatumzlyfe: i take the tuna fish sandwich you made me earlier and shove it in your ass as i pull a staple gun from under the bed
[14:00] friendlym21: cool
[14:00] tatumzlyfe: *POP* *POP* *POP*
[14:00] friendlym21: kill me babe
[14:01] tatumzlyfe: right into your nutsack
[14:01] friendlym21: hmm
[14:01] tatumzlyfe: the cries for help are eerily creeping me out
[14:01] tatumzlyfe: i go to your pants and pull out your wallet
[14:01] tatumzlyfe: $2?!?!
[14:01] tatumzlyfe: thats it?
[14:02] tatumzlyfe: oh here.. a coupon
[14:02] tatumzlyfe: one free cookie with the purchase of a footlong sub from subway!?
[14:02] tatumzlyfe: wtf. i sift through your jeans until i find your keys
[14:02] tatumzlyfe: score.
[14:02] tatumzlyfe: i run out of the room after putting my clothes on
[14:03] tatumzlyfe: *i run back into the room.
[14:03] tatumzlyfe: YOU have a fucking scooter?!??!
[14:03] tatumzlyfe: what a fag
[14:03] tatumzlyfe: : throw your keys at you :
[14:03] tatumzlyfe: and yell
[14:04] friendlym21: get hold of keys..babe
[14:04] tatumzlyfe: “how does it feel to know you got a hard-on talking to a guy who fucking hates it when people ask ‘ASL?’”
[14:04] tatumzlyfe: : beats the living shit out of you with bat :

[14:04] friendlym21:
[14:05] friendlym21: thanks
[14:07] friendlym21: thanks buddy
[14:07] friendlym21: thanks buddy

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[14:51] josecuervo50: hi there
[14:51] josecuervo50: m or f
[14:51] josecuervo50: asl?plz
[14:52] tatumzlyfe: 21/h&s/usa
[14:52] tatumzlyfe:
[14:54] josecuervo50:
[14:54] tatumzlyfe: hot&sexy
[14:55] josecuervo50: oh ok
[14:55] josecuervo50: pic?
[14:55] tatumzlyfe: no
[14:55] tatumzlyfe: i think thats creepy
[14:55] josecuervo50: if not tell me how big ur boobs r ?
[14:55] josecuervo50: nice ass?
[14:56] tatumzlyfe: my boobs are the same size as my ass
[14:56] josecuervo50: mmmmmmmmmm
[14:56] josecuervo50: how big?

[14:56] tatumzlyfe: big enough
[14:56] tatumzlyfe: use your imagination.
[14:57] josecuervo50: or they r small
[14:57] josecuervo50: u tell me is better
[14:58] tatumzlyfe: small handful.
[14:58] josecuervo50: tell me u like suckin cock?
[14:58] josecuervo50: nice
[14:58] tatumzlyfe: nope. i go for the gurls
[14:58] josecuervo50: what about niples?
[14:58] tatumzlyfe: small
[14:58] josecuervo50: oh u like pussy
[14:58] tatumzlyfe: why are you asking me this?
[14:58] tatumzlyfe: yes i do.
[14:58] tatumzlyfe: are you aroused or something?
[14:58] josecuervo50: just havin fun
[14:58] josecuervo50: gettin excited and hARD
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: oh really?
[14:59] josecuervo50: YESS
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: thats weird.
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: im a guy.
[14:59] josecuervo50: WHY?
[14:59] josecuervo50: I ASK IF U WAS A GIRL
[14:59] josecuervo50: bye
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: and i never said either.
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: my boobs and my ass are the same size.. non existent
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: i go for the girls.
[14:59] tatumzlyfe: and my niples are small..
[15:00] tatumzlyfe: wait… you thought i was a girl?
[15:00] tatumzlyfe: hahaha… go fapfapfap on someone else’s PM window..